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Gallows (or Guillotine) Humor. 

I work in the Census department that runs guillotines (chopping staples off the Census booklets) and high-speed scanners. Last week, an announcement was made: "staff meeting near the guillotines."

...and now I know how Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette felt.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillotine#Reign_of_Terror