I recently sent out a batch of resumes that mention the "magna cum laude" on my diploma.
One employment website (Jobing.com) slapped a profanity filter on the resumes, citing the word "cum."
I sh*t you not.
We recently moved into a new house. Well, not really new. But new to us.
A tiger by the name of Jamie is my wife's favorite plush animal. She sleeps with him. (I still haven't figured out if I should be jealous.)
But Jamie turned up missing during the move. No Jamie! Arrgh! We went into violent mourning.
Fortunately, Jamie was found two days later, hiding in a clothes hamper.